Nothing New Under The Sun? Then Head Underground!

Okay, so you don’t need to suffocate yourself by burying your head in the sand, but do you ever get tired of the ‘same old thing’? Sorry, this article won’t help you win the lottery, or forge a new identity, but it may change your perspective (somewhat . . . maybe?) on the mundane. Checkout some new names for everyday things!

 

Elevator

Elevators can become Ascension Cabs. Of course, they’d have to install new signs in every office and public building.

 

goat

Are goats really just Organic Lawnmowers? Much lower carbon footprint!

 

candy

Candy or Fat Pills? Sorry, but they’re not good for you.

 

People Hives

Are skyscrapers just People Hives?

That’s all for today. See how the ordinary can be re-branded to brighten your day?