Good morning, afternoon, or whatever time you find yourself reading this post. Now, before we put our Mackinaw jackets on to prepare for the frigid climate of a wintry Yukon, I want you to stretch out. If weโre going to find some gold, then a lot of digging needs to be done.
Oh alright, weโll just do one exercise. Itโs a simple one, all you need to do is shrug and roll your eyes. Got It? Bully for you! Now repeat after me, โI am ready to โexpandโ my mind with useless trivia that has no practical value, whatsoever.โ
Do this three times . . . now youโre in the proper mindset.
Duffer:
A: ย a slow-witted man
Bunco:
C: anything phony or deceptive
Barabas:
A: Indigenous homes along the lower Yukon River built half underground, inhabited in winter.
Kanin:
C: an ornately decorated dugout canoe
Now, in case your head can take more, here are some bonus words:
Cheechako: ย Someone new to Alaska or the Yukon; originally, a gold rush newcomer.
Sourdough (yes, itโs a type of bread, too) ย A person who has survived at least one winter in Alaska
Now for some cool nineteenth century slang to use at your next social(ly distanced) function:
Catawamptiously chewed up: utterly defeated
โFace it, Zena, Iโve won ten rounds of rock-paper-scissors. You have been catawamptiously chewed up.โ
Catch a weasel asleep: in reference to trying to surprise a person who is always alert.
โGood luck with the surprise party for Charlie, you might as well catch a weasel asleep.โ
Hornswoggle, honey-fuggled: to cheat
โMary Anne, youโre nothing but a honey-fuggler! Youโve somehow predicted the bingo numbers.โ
Wake snakes: make a lot of noise, cause a ruckus, or just have a great time.
โLetโs wake snakes with this Pampered Chef party!โ
my my you speak a very strange language over there!
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I got five but mostly by deductive reasoning, not because I actually knew. That was fun!
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As long as you didn’t google it, it does not matter! Good for you!
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Hi Mark, I am a sucker for useless trivia. As soon as I saw the word โCheechakoโ in your title, I knew I was in for a ride. I get it on the โSourdough.โ I have not heard of the other sayings. โWake snakesโ is a bit creepy. It does get the point across. Thank you for my morning smile.๐
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Hi Erica, sorry for the late response. I just saw your comment now. I find WordPress glitchy at times. Thank you so much for playing and I’m glad you enjoyed yourself!
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I often find WordPress glitchy, Mark. Keeps us on our toes ๐
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Yay! I got a few right. And learned some new words!
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Nice work, Michelle!
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I only got one right. Among all the old and new board or card game, trivia is my least favorite. I enjoy the new card games. I can learn as I go the first time and get a hang of it real quick. I’m as competitive as my daughter.
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Thanks for playing, Miriam.
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You’re welcome, Mark.
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I’m pretty sure I got them all wrong. Lol! I will chop it up to learning something new today. ๐ I did know the word sourdough but only because of my trip to Alaska last summer. ๐
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It’s a dull day if you don’t learn something new! Thanks for playing!
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Well, I knew a few. Those were fun. ๐
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I’m glad you had fun. Thanks for playing, Staci.
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I got a few right. I did love some of the bonus words too. Thanks, Mark.
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I’m knew you would, John. Please use them to impress the boodle. ๐
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Thank you, Mark.
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Wow, I need to brush up on my useless trivia, LOL. I only got the first one right, along with hornswoggle.
By the way, I LOVE “wake snakes.” I’m going to have to remember that one ๐
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I love that one too, Mae, I’m not sure why. ๐
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Yay! I got one right:) I enjoyed the bonus words and knew one of them.
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That’s awesome Denise! Which bonus word did you know?
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Hornswoggle.
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I am duly impressed!
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Well, I think three rights isn’t bad. I’m terrible at trivial pursuit.
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Three right answers is very well done Robbie! The words are so old and uncommon today. ๐
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Thanks Mark, I do read a lot of weird books which may give me an advantage in the old and uncommon words category [grin!]
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Goodness…just more evidence that I know very little! ๐
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You know plenty, these are just uncommon words. ๐ I only know them because of research for my book.
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This is the 1st mental technique introduced here on WP which I fully appreciate ๐ expand my mind with useless trivia ๐ฅ should be easy or ….!?
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At least fun! I’m glad you enjoyed it. ๐
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I, too, am now properly educated and edified. ๐
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:And you also have some great conversation starters. ๐
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And each conversation will begin with, “Apropos of nothing . . . ” In that way, I can use them all indicriminately, whether they’re relevant to the situation or not!
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Then you are prepared for the next step, enlightenment in house ruins ๐ new horizons and angle of views guaranteed
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Lol, Mark! I enjoyed these and actually got a couple right. ๐ It’s pretty amazing how our language has changed over a century.
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Well done, Jan! I’m glad you enjoyed the challenge. Yes, even in the span of about a century, our language has evolved. It has made this book even more of a challenge to write, but I enjoy the mental gymnastics. ๐
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