When a hippo hollers, does anyone listen? I mean really pay attention to what it’s saying. All we hear is, “Rrrrrr! Rrrrr!” like a faulty chainsaw trying to start. Which, with our negative perspective, we immediately assume translates to, “Kill! Kill!”
But what if this massive barge of flesh is actually saying, “Hey friend, I have this here piece of canoe stuck in my gums, can you help a fellow mammal out?”
Happy Saturday, everyone! I live in a pretty rural area, with plenty of wildlife (hippos don’t like snow, so I’m marked ‘safe’ from them). I do, however, enjoy the company of many fur-bearing friends, so I’ve posted a few photos with some captions of what they most certainly are thinking. Enjoy!
“Frank! It’s the paparazzi again! I TOLD you to find a different lawn!”
“Everyone, freeze! Pray it doesn’t think we’re made of chocolate!”
“MOM! Come here QUICK! It’s a two legged walking stick! Ewwww! Bring a leaf and squish it pleeeaaasssee!”
“You smell like ketchup, mustard, onions, lettuce, tomato, kaiser bun, and . . . oh my gosh!”
“No dummy, we DO NOT eat noodles or know kung-fu!”
A final encore . . .
“We’re LOST AGAIN, aren’t we Tom? How many times do I have to tell you to ask for directions!”
Beautiful photos!! 🙂
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Thanks!
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You are also welcome 🙂
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Made me smile… so relaxing post 😜
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Glad to hear, Victoria!
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Hi Mark, I was wondering where you live. In the neighbourhood of hippos? Oh, yes, then you explain how they don’t like snow.🙂 Very funny about the deer. We have many deer where I live and now I will always think about the paparazzi. I am smiling at your entire post. Thank you!
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Thanks for stopping by, Erica! I’m glad you enjoyed the post, Just a bit of fun. 🙂
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omg — how cute!! the bunny is terrific — & the panda is at the zoo?
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Yes, we have alot of rabbits here this year, and the Panda was at the Toronto Zoo,
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OMG, those are priceless! I didn’t start laughing from start to finish. You should write ad copy for humous commercials 🙂
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Thanks, Mae! I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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Lol. The cow one was the best. What a riot. Thanks for the laughs, Mark.
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Thanks Diana!
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Great pictures, Mark:) Great captions! Made me laugh. Sorry I’ve been missing wordpress decided to unfollow you and I depend on my email notices. I have to pay more attention.
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I’m glad you enjoyed the post, Denise. 🙂 Thanks for stopping by.
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Don’t forget about the house hippo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
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Yes, I hate those! They always bite etoes and clog up the central vac! 🙂
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I love your photos and captions! They were a fun way to start my day. My only experience with hippos is seeing them a Florida nature preserve/zoo, with signs warning to stay out of range of “the splatter zone.” If you catch my drift.
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Thank you, Liz. That’s about as close to hippos as I’ve been and that I want to get. Those suckers could spray down a burning house. 🙂
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Much more fun in a Richard Scarry book than in the real world, eh?
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Agreed!
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Lol! I love all these photos and the captions, Mark! I’ve never pondered what a Hippo might be saying when he roars. 🙂 Thanks for sharing!
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Thanks for visiting this crazy post, Jan. I’ve put it out there to all hippos, but so far, none have disagreed with my analysis.
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A fun post, Mark. I know if I hear a hippo holler I’m moving fast to where they are not.
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Me too! Thanks, John.
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This was a good post for me to read and think especially while lying in the bed listening to the storm. Thanks Mark.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. I hope it took your mind off the gloom outside,
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This was great! I love the pictures, and I appreciate the laughs. Thanks, Mark! 🙂
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Thank you, Yvette! You’re welcome.
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We get hippos here in South Africa, Mark. They are very dangerous animals. Thanks for the laughs.
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I’ve only seen them in the zoo, or on t.v. I watched this show where they bit a canoe in half, hence the crack about the canoe. I’m glad you enjoyed the post. Thanks for stopping by and commenting! Have a great weekend, Robbie!
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You too, mark.
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So that’s where the canoe between the teeth came from!
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Yes, I used to watch a show called “Wild Kratts” with my kids, and that was on one of the episodes.
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