Because it’s Saturday, and I don’t want anyone doing homework on a weekend, I’m going to end your suffering. So, put down those Latin study books, and just scroll down. The great unknown is about to become less mysterious.
Thank you for playing this barmy (silly) word quiz, but I don’t think Jim would be grateful for being called a glutton (edacious). The good news is, unless your date is extremely sensitive, you probably won’t get flak for complimenting her/his armpits (oxters), but it may still be enough to quash a budding romance.
Now, drumroll please, take a deep breath and prepare to be schooled in the bizarre:
Ulotrichous
This joker is being punished because he spends hours working his naturally wooly and crispy hair with a straight iron.
Doodle Sack
To some, it may sound profane, even painful, but playing/listening to the Bagpipes is a traditional and emotional experience for many.
Tittynope
If you have daughters of dating age, you can use this word before tossing her boyfriend out the door. I mean, how dare he fail to eat the small quantity of leftover meatloaf on his plate!
Kakorrhaphiophobia
Try saying this word five times fast, and you will probably develop a fear of failure!
Now go back to bed! It’s too early to be up. Have a great weekend!
This quiz was quite a humbling experience for a word merchant like me. LOL
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Don’t feel bad, these words are so obsolete, I think they were in existence before the word ‘obsolete’ was formed. 🙂
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Well, I guessed two of them right, LOL. I love when you do these posts. They’re so much fun…and educational too!
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Good for you, Mae. I wouldn’t have guessed any right. I’m glad that you enjoy them. I enjoyed your story in Macabre Sanctuary,, have a look at the next post.
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They were a lot of fun.
And I’m so glad you enjoyed my story in MS. Thank you for reviewing the book. I’m spreading the news….
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I guessed at the first one and actually got it right, but the rest–oh no, I didn’t! Now I need to use these at work.
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Go for it!
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Lol! I think I missed all of them, Mark, but it was great fun to play!
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I wouldn’t have got any of them right, either, Jan. 🙂
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Nice one, Mark. Very funny stuff too.
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I thought your answer for Tittynope was funny, too.
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😀
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Wow, you really couldn’t make these up. I can’t believe I hadn’t heard of Kakorrhaphiophobia before. “Fear of failure” itself is so common and it’s a talked about thing in society, but the word for it definitely isn’t.
You know you still have an inner child in there somewhere when you can’t stop laughing at Doodle Sack & Tittynope 😂😂😂 With the latter, is that a small quantity of any left over, or specifically meatloaf? Who cares, I’ll be using it from now on anyway!
Caz x
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Glad you enjoyed my little quiz, Caz! I would be afriad of failing to pronounce Kakorrhaphiophiobia. 🙂 Tittynope, as titillating as it sounds, is nothing more than a small quantity of something leftover (what a downer, I know 🙂 )
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I actually knew what Kakorrhaphiophobia was (I had to look it up when reading a book).
Great words but I think our readers would groan if we put them into books. 🙂 My favorite – tittynope. Ha.
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I think our readers would throw the books into the garbage. I loved tittynope, too, that’s why it went in the blog. 🙂
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🙂
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Hahaha. I did get one right. The bagpipe one.
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Good for you!
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How did you find these words? Did you seek them out for the challenge, or do you collect unusual words you run across?
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I just google something like ‘weird english words’ and ab article will pop up. Most of them are so obsolete or rare that most people have never heard of them.
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Interesting! Someone gave me a book of Samuel Johnson’s insult a while ago. For example, if you encounter someone whose poetry you don’t like, you can call him a poetaster (a vile petty poet).
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LOL!
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