“Animals can talk all year long!” Scientist declares.

Disclaimer: This study was conducted in the wee hours of a dark winter day under the influence of a caffeine high. The findings may be inconclusive. However, this reasearcher stands by his theory that animals can, and do, talk throughout the year, not just on Christmas Eve. An application has been filed for government funding, to further this investigation.

horsechewingfence

“Kin oo git me a faw ‘r fomethin? Tis is hurtin’ mi teeth an’ I wanna git out!”

 

charliearoundfishtank

“I’ve been circling this thing for hours, and there’s no way to get at those floating creatures! The ‘multi-verse’ theory is true! Mind blown! Wait a minute, is there something watching me?”

Lostturkeys

“We’re lost again, aren’t we? Why didn’t you just ask that chipmunk for directions? Stop ignoring me, Tom!”

Duckclass

“Well done, you three! Daffy and Donald! Pay attention! Can’t you two stop thinking about eating for even a moment?”

horsewantsfree

“Okay . . . now just put down that camera and use those opposable thumbs for something useful, like opening this door! Yes, just right here, you see where I’m pointing with my head?”

 

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markbierman

Born and raised on a farm near Brockville, Ontario, Mark Bierman's childhood consisted of chores, riding horses, snowmobile races across open fields, fishing trips to a local lake, and many other outdoor adventures. He was also an avid reader of both fiction and non. Transitioning towards adulthood also meant moving from the farm and into large urban areas that introduced this country boy to life in the big cities. After a short stint as a private investigator, he moved into the role of Correctional Officer, working at both Millhaven Institution and Kingston Penitentiary, until it closed.

24 thoughts on ““Animals can talk all year long!” Scientist declares.”

  2. Lots of phone and great examples of proof that animals talk day and night, all year long. i’ve never been around a dog or cat who doesn’t tell me exaclty what they’re thinking from the moment I begin to pet them.

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  10. Mark this is funny, let me add this point: though your wife didn’t approve you blogging, how on Earth did you manage to come up with all this.you should allow her see this,am pretty sure she will laugh about this.

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